Saturday, May 31, 2014

On Rugby.

Dear Rugby Gods,

Please stop the clock during the following.

1. Scrum set ups. They almost always collapse and a reset required.
2. Water breaks. It's important McCaw maintain his hydration levels off the clock.
3. TMO decision. He's not a rugby player.
4. Penalties. No really.
5. Line out line ups. Takes too long.
6. Conversions. Come on now.

Otherwise, kill me now because that's 45 minutes of wasted time.
I know this .. I timed it.

Unkind regards,
Moi.