Thursday, June 6, 2013

Terrible Twos.

What's after terrible twos? Because I'm quickly learning that there is a worse phase and word than terrible.

When kids run circles around you, do you know what the best thing to do is?
Throw a slipper at them from across the room .. and if it misses, there's always the other one. And if they throw it back, consider it a third chance.

Now I know why Michelle doesn't make eye contact and why she pretends she has no kids during sacrament meeting. I can't justify the two year old turning into the wicked witch of the East being my fault anymore.

Just inhale and remember they're miracles from Heaven.

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